Toys R Us

Take me to Toys R Us so I can get all the fun toys then go to Blockbuster to get a movie and candy. Maybe i’d even get a Big Gulp Slurpee from 7/11. Buy me a bunch of plants and I’ll love you.

You can buy me sweet flag here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2T9M7YADH17LN

But enough nonsense, you’re here for creating writing. I don’t know what I’d do with a shopping spree besides maybe ordering a bunch of tea from moodandmind.com (not sponsored.) My last shopping spree was here and the teas I got triggered my tea friends enough to kick me out of the group.

I still love tea, I got new tea friends, and they’re not complete jerks to me. Tea purists are stupid, like just drink tea however you want, drink the wodui if you like the taste. Swallow leaves whole if they’re made to be consumed maximally. You’re not better than me because you can’t stand the taste of leaves not extracted to the perfect degree.

But I also want you talk a little bit about my wishlist above: they’re all items that shorten my life span. Sweet flag is cancer causing, I want to die early. I can’t go on living like this, i don’t care if these methods are painful, they’ll end my existence faster.