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At the Masonic Auditorium
San Francisco, USA

July 22nd, 2023 ↗

Hiring the band

+99 999 000 9999
tjm@tjm-go-live.com

@thejazzmsgers ↗

My Memory Foam Husband

Remember my object of affection in my second book? This is him. Rescued from his spa day, stuffed with memory foam bits, all clean to cuddle. My winning move is cracking The Chiropractor Spot then laying sideways with him propping my body up. Better than sex. It’s so cold out, my butter blanket will keep…

A Wild Republic Cuddlekins Jumbo Wolf stuffed very tight

Remember my object of affection in my second book? This is him. Rescued from his spa day, stuffed with memory foam bits, all clean to cuddle. My winning move is cracking The Chiropractor Spot then laying sideways with him propping my body up. Better than sex.

It’s so cold out, my butter blanket will keep me warm, smooth like butter like criminal undercover… Plus my OoA and my QPP and with a little bit of magic, I can get through the week.

A tiny Wild Republic Red Wolf

This is Laura, she dates Bob, they provide hours of entertainment. Laura is only a QPP to me because the nature of the gift. and i’m not romantically into this toy. I’m romantically into the jumbo wolf.

The greatest gift you can give me is Defenders of Wildlife merch, Laura represents so much more than love, she represented hunters getting sued to stop hunting wolves.

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