How to cook fresh cranberries

Listen up fuckwaffles and fuckwafflettes, we’re about to take your sweet cunny on a journey through time and space as we slam a capital “B” Bangin’ Thanksgiving dish that will be sure to impress your relatives with your cooking finesse. Buckle up, put your mask on before helping others, because we’re about to crash land on the island of Pure Cranberry Bliss.

Step 1) Actually there is no step 1

Step 2) Blue Mountain Dew

Step 3) Eeee I gotta pee

Step 4) NGHH get on the floor and squirm like a little worm

Step 6) pick up butter sticks

Step 7) Leave it in heaven.

Step 8) Feeling so great

Step 9) Evergreen pine

Step 10) OOOOOO— let’s do it again!