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Th- The Jiglorblians!

I briefly touched on the Jiglorblians and why they exist in a previous blog: https://loribmori.wordpress.com/2024/01/14/did-and-control-or-the-lack-thereof There’s time stamps to me being the ones to first talk about this subject online 01/14/24 and I’m going to further explain what a Jiglorblian is.Jiglorblians are an intelligent alien species from Mars who fight wars to cause damage that…

I briefly touched on the Jiglorblians and why they exist in a previous blog: https://loribmori.wordpress.com/2024/01/14/did-and-control-or-the-lack-thereof There’s time stamps to me being the ones to first talk about this subject online 01/14/24 and I’m going to further explain what a Jiglorblian is.
Jiglorblians are an intelligent alien species from Mars who fight wars to cause damage that the body has no other way to process, they also have a peaceful side and are into musical theatre.

First I will talk about the warring side of the Jiglorblians. Some body trigger happens such as being yelled at, drinking too much coffee with nothing to calm the body back down, being hungry or malnourished (this one often comes with demands on food for the attacks to stop.) The brain has these creatures to torment in a way that releases an opiate-like sensation, just automatically, for free. I hear this sensation brought up with other DID blogs, but for me that’s one way it’s triggered. I used to be able to just bring the sensation on, and I don’t know if it’s a good thing to be subjected to Jiglorblian bullshit just for a body high. At the end of the day you can’t hurt us inside my own head in any way that matters, and we literally train spirits on warfare to fight the Jiglorblians off.

But what if I can convince you that the Jiglorblians have a lovable side? That performs musical theatre and breaks out in unison in songs at opportune moments? What if I told you, this is as well distressing to be put through while you’re just trying to go about your day? Yes the show everybody has been waiting for, the Broadway Martian theatre version of Cats: Catz with a Z. Everybody is excited about the show, except a few paranoid warriors who fear a full on attack with the high likelihood of getting yelled at, who stay home and prepare their defenses as everyone enjoys the show. We were not, indeed yelled at. The thing was, they were planning an attack, but only if we were yelled at, which there was a high likelihood of.

They don’t dare attack after getting yelled at today because I’m sorry, you can call Auntie Anne, you can call Jesus, but you’re not going to shame me for ordering my ADHD medicine (caffeine in measured accessible quantities.) I had some melted ice cream mochi balls and I ate all of them for fear of getting further yelled at for freezing the ice cream back up. They held a lot of the ice cream like a ravioli to sauce. It was mango flavored! They also can’t attack because I’m eating good, for now. I didn’t plan food very well,, but I have the nutrition I need.

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