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Coming Next

At the Masonic Auditorium
San Francisco, USA

July 22nd, 2023 ↗

Hiring the band

+99 999 000 9999
tjm@tjm-go-live.com

@thejazzmsgers ↗

A comprehensive list of things better than sex

  • Chicken wings
  • Winning a scratch-off ticket
  • The season finale of Breaking Bad
  • Tex Mex nachos
  • Stuffed animal snuggles
  • Growing mushrooms from spore
  • Filing for divorce
  • Eating a cactus
  • Doing your taxes
  • The Emoji Movie
  • Ryan Gosling
  • Swiffer mops
  • Grapes
  • Bottled water
  • The power going out
  • Hurricane parties
  • Camping
  • Giving up the city life and living on a farm
  • Stardew Valley
  • Working the land
  • The calling of farm life
  • Harvesting your first tomato of the season
  • Oatmeal raisin cookies
  • Reading a book
  • Touching grass (literal)
  • Windows Vista
  • Donating $4 to Lillian at https://ko-fi.com/mothtasia
  • Yoga
  • Bourbon
  • Blanket/pillow forts
  • Raspberry sweet tea
  • Having a debilitating migraine
  • The Assassin’s Creed franchise
  • When the hotel staff folds your towel
  • Pineapple rings
  • V8 low sodium tomato juice
  • Pumpkins (decoration)
  • Pumpkins (eating)
  • Camp Lazlo
  • Pizza goldfish
  • Hedgehogs (the animal)
  • Catnip mint (human grade)
  • Getting Blackjack in 21
  • Watching paint dry
  • Coffee
  • Eating glue
  • Chapter 13 bankruptcy

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